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Παρασκευή, 4 Φεβρουαρίου 2011

ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΟ: Ημέρα του Αγίου Βαλεντίνου

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Στο ταχυδρομείο, καθισμένος στον πάγκο, ένας καραφλός πενηντάρης... βάζει γραμματόσημα σε έντονα ροζ φακέλους γεμάτους καρδούλες. Μετά βγάζει ένα μπουκαλάκι αρώματος και αρχίζει να ψεκάζει πάνω στα γράμματα. Τον πλησιάζει κάποιος άλλος και γεμάτος περιέργεια τον ρωτάει:

- Μα τι κάνετε εκεί κύριε;
Γυρνάει ο πενηντάρης και του λέει:
- Στέλνω χίλια ερωτικά γράμματα και υπογράφω ως: "... μάντεψε ποιος..."!
- Και γιατί; λέει ο άλλος.
- Μα γιατί είμαι δικηγόρος διαζυγίων κύριε, απαντά ο πενηντάρης...


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 Πηγή:http://24wro.blogspot.com/2011/02/blog-post_5846.html

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